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Excerpt from:
Your Trainer's Secret
by David Colman
Go
for the burn? Fat chance. These days, it's just as likely to be ...
go for the epidural.
Personal trainers,
as a golden rule, have fearsomely perfect physiques and tend to
reel off their miniscule body-fat percentages as eagerly as if they
were peddling low-interest mortgages. After all, their bodies are
their calling cards. So if, after you've spent several months pumping
up and working out under their tutelage, your handles are still
lovely and your thighs still have dimples, the thinking goes, you
have only yourself to blame.
At least, I always thought so. Until the other day, when I was moaning
to my trainer during my umpteenth set of crunches. Every time I
sat up, I was treated to the sight of another trainer across the
room inspecting/admiring his six-pack in the mirror. "Why can't
I have abs like that?" I growled. My trainer looked around furtively,
then made a sucking sound, as though taking a long sip from an imaginary
straw.
"What's that?"
I asked, slow on the uptake. "Some wonder steroid drink?"
He rolled his
eyes at my naivete, leaned forward conspiratorially, and murmured
the magic word. "Lipo."
Let's assume, then, that your trainer has no qualms about baring
her supple thighs or his rippling stomach. That doesn't mean that
she or he isn't hiding something: a teeny, tiny liposuction scar.
You heard it
here first, Prominent Manhattan plastic surgeons report that liposuction
is regularly performed on personal trainers, aerobics instructors,
and sundry other fitness pros, athletes, and bodybuilders.
The flawless form you attributed to all those crunches may in fact
be the work of a plastic surgeon. More and more fitness pros are
turning to liposuction to lose those love handles. And only a fearless
few are admitting it to clients. Shocked? Suck it up.
So it was three weeks ago that Lia Sanfilippo, a personal trainer
at the Trainer's Place in Manhattan and a physical-education teacher
in the New York City public-school system, went to the cushy Fifth
Avenue offices of Dr. John Sherman and permitted him to draw all
over her with a magic marker. Making himself a map, Sherman would
soon go where no exercise regime or diet had gone before: into her
saddlebags and love handles.
"I trained like crazy," Sanfilippo said before the surgery. "I did
everything - teaching classes, taking classes, dieting - and those
areas never went away."
Sherman was only too happy to help. In little more than an hour,
he suctioned out two pounds of fat, fore and aft, on the trainer.
And then all there was to do was wait. "It takes about a month for
you to see the results, and about three months for everything to
look really perfect," says Sherman.
But trainers aren't about to be liposuction poster children, given
how few of them are liable to own up to having it. Case in point:
another trainer in her early thirties who's a columnist for a prominent
fitness magazine. She was ready to have liposuction on her legs
and be interviewed for this article. Then her editor got wind of
it. If she talked to me, or went through with the liposuction, the
editor said, she would never write for the magazine again. That
was the end of that. (Not the liposuction, necessarily. Just talking
about it.)
Or take the trainer who gave a glowing account of her liposuction
but declined to give her real name, and says she doesn't generally
tell her clients she had it. "I don't gain from it - in fact, I
could stand to lose a client," she says. But she doesn't feel as
though she's being dishonest in keeping it secret. For her, liposuction
was a last resort to getting a stubborn reserve, and she argues
that it's in her clients' best interests that they not think of
surgery as an option until they absolutely need - or want - to.
That is, after they get fit and develop decent eating habits. "I
like to get them to have a relationship with food, get the bad stuff
out of their diet, and not be so obsessed with being skinny."
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